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| YoU KnOw YoUr FrOm HaWaIi WhEn...
You can understand and speak PIDGIN english.
You go to dinner and "make one plate" with all the extra food leftover.
You automatically take off your shoes in people's homes.
You wear rubber slippers to the beach.
You eat rice every single day.
It's "shave ice" not"snow cones".
When you know NEVER to turn your back facing the ocean.
You know what ukus are and have had them at least once before when you was one little keiki.
You've been to almost all of the other islands.
You get impatient with all of those bikers on the road that came from Haleakala.
When someone says to "dress up" it means one nice aloha shirt and jeans.
You eat coconuts straight from the shell - and drink the juice.
You went to the War Memorial Stadium parking lot to learn how to drive.
You've worked in the pineapple fields.
You know where all the creepy places (like burial sites) are in the island
You know you aren't supposed to whistle at night time, cross your chopsticks, or stick your fork straight out of your rice.
You have highlighted hair.
You eat Arare.
You know what "tutu" means.
You learned to play the ukulele in elementary school.
It's SHOYU, not soy sauce.
To you, sushi means sushi, not RAW FISH!
You eat malasadas
You have a billion pairs of slippers in front your door when your family gets together
Your house has residue from the salty ocean air.
You eat portuguese sausage, eggs, and rice for breakfast.
You buy large quantities of toilet paper in case there’s a longshoreman strike.
You don't understand why anyone would buy less than a 20 lb bag of rice...
You would serve spam as a meat for dinner...
You can taste the difference between teriyaki and kal-bi
You know why there are alphabets on trees on graduation day
You know what lei day is.
You know what the "stink eye" is; and how to give it.
You can correctly pronouce kalanianaole, kalakaua and aiea
You know what a "Huli Huli Chicken" is.
You can name 3 varieties of mangos.
You know the difference between being hapa and being hapai
You give directions using mauka and makai.
You know what it takes to get into kamehameha school.
You say, "Nori" not seaweed paper.
You say "Brah" not "Bro".
You know why Sharks Cove is called Sharks Cove.
Your jokes are about Portugese not Polish.
You know what "Morgan's Corner " is ... (And it still scares you!)
You think 70 degrees is freezing cold
You call it "saimin" not "Top Ramen"
The surf report is on your speed dial...
Rainbow Drive-Inn is a special date.
You know pineapples don't grow in trees.
When you hear the words "fund raiser", you know it means Zippy's Chili
You have said "wat, owe you money?", "karang your alas", or "dakine"
You call public transportation "da BUS"
You go to Neiman Marcus "jus fo look"
The mainland people no can understand your language.
You eat mango with shoyu, vinegar, and pepper
You like ume, daikon, and kim chee better than pickles.
You never understood why adding pineapple and ham to a pizza made it Hawaiian to the rest of the world
You have a separate circuit breaker for your rice cooker
You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger
The condiments at the dinner table are shoyu, ketchup, chili peppah watah, kimchee, takuwan, Hawaiian salt and pickled onion
You go to Maui and your luggage home includes potato chips, manju, cream puffs, guri-guri and fresh saimin from Sam Sato's
A balanced meal has three starches: rice, macaroni and bread
You call everyone older than you "Aunty" or "Uncle" even though they aren't related to you
Your philosophy is "Bumbai"
You are barefoot in most of you elementary school pictures.
Your only suit is a bathing suit.
You drive barefoot.
You feel guilt leaving a get-together without helping clean up.
The idea of taking something from a heiau is unthinkable.
You'd rather drag out the compressor and fill that leaking tire every single morning than have it fixed.
The only time you honk your horn is once a year during the safety check.
You can live and let live with a smile in your heart.
Nobody is sure exactly where "north" is.
Your cousin is Japanese-Chinese-French-Filipino-Korean-Scottish-Portuguese-Hawaiian, plus some stuff too manini to mention
You watch your favorite shows "on top the TV"
The best cooks all use lots of mayonnaise
An approaching hurricane means only one thing – surf's up, brah!
"You like beef" has nothing to do with what's for dinner
Beans are the perfect condiment for ice cream
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Hawaii. | | |
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You Know You Go To Penn State If...
1. You understand that Happy Valley,University Park, and State College all refer to the same place.
2. Even though your football team is awful, you're still excited to get drunk and scream with 106,000 people.
3. You know what the word "Nittany" means.
4. You know who Joe Pa is and bow to him on a daily basis.
5. The squirrels practically sitting at your feet doesn't phase you.
6. You know all the places that serve a "dollar a slice" pizza and what time they start serving.
7. You understand the phrase "There is no name on my jersey, but everyone knows my name."
8. You live and die for the Creamery ice cream/floats...etc.
9. You know who "Bendy" is and are amazed by her.
10. You know the legend about the drum major and how if he lands two flips before tha game, Penn State wins.
11. You believe the drum major legend.
12. You sing "Hey Baby" like it's your religion.
13. You've had 11 people sleep in one dorm room on one weekend.
14. From Thursday to Sunday no work gets accomplished.
15. Little by little, you cohesively embed the entire frat map into your brain like it's the law.
16. You've been in at least 2 classes with more than 300 people.
17. You take advantage of all the free stuff at the Hub that they occassionally give away.
18. You love the cookies at West more than life itself.
19. You love Larry Johnson and want him back.
20. You've actually come to love the taste of Naddy Light.
21. If you wanted to, you could find a place to party on a Monday night.
22. McLanahan's is your saving grace.
23. You've done the walk of shame.
24. You know everything is named Beaver, but don't know why.
25. You understand the 434739274 bus schedules.
26. You can live your life off of Lion Cash/points and never have to spend cash.
27. You understand that when you wake up it's 30-40 degrees cooler than the temperature it will be by lunchtime.
28. You own 16 things that say "Penn State" on them, just like every other person on campus.
29. You got most of these things from "The Family Clothesline".
30. You know this is the best place on earth, you never want to leave, and you feel sorry for everyone else cuz Penn State is the shit.
31. You’ve seen at least 3 football fans dressed up as blind refs.
32. You’ve passed up the lion at a football game.
33. You’ve peed in the bushes on College Ave.
34. You’ve had a sticky bun from "The Diner".
35. When people sing the Alma Mater, you’ve sung "I don’t know the God Damn words."
36. Your cheerleaders can do one armed switching back handsprings and alternate them with whip backs!
37. When someone yells We Are...you
instinctively answer PENN STATE no matter where you are.
38. You’ve fallen down the stairs at ATO.
39. You’ve yelled "Get off my lawn" to the visiting team.
40. You count when the lion does his one armed push ups.
41. You cheer for Joe Pa when he goes off on the officials.
42. You waste 7 dollars on lunch at the HUB.
43. The movie theaters have 10 seats in them, and a couch!
44. There are two CVS’s and two Unimarts a block away from each other.
45. You love your mascot and thank the college gods you didn’t get a dumb mascot like a badger, gopher, nut (Ohio State dumbasses), or orangeman!
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| hey everyone, well i just got all my stuff set up and my internet running. and i downloaded aim finally so leave your screen name
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| hey everyone. well i am finally at college =) almost been two weeks already. classes go by soo fast here. man i love penn state. the campus is SOOO big. ihave a class at 8  that is a 30 min walk away. but ti is ok i just get exercise. the rest of my classes are really cool though. monday through thursday my classes all start at 11:15 so that is cool. i get to be a bum and sleep in. anyways enough about classes... shawn came down for the three day weekend and we went to the football game it was sooo much fun. it is crazy how many people were there. their stadium fits 107,000 people. and it was filled. (i think aloha stadium fits like 40,000 or something) and we KICKED akrons ASS. it was 48-10. it was a really good game the first half until we were winning by so much that they put the bad players in so they would get a chance to play. this whole area has so much school spirit it is crazy. I LOVE IT HERE!!! the only kinnda bad thing is i am freezing. but then it rains and it gets really humid and hot.ok well i am done for now, i don't have my computer and it kinda stinks in this computer lab.. so byebye.. oh yeah and if you are going to be in PA oct 23 you should come to the homecoming game, katrina is already coming !!! YAY k byeby
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| hey everyone my stuff gets packed up tomorrow so i won't have a comp anymore=(. i guess it doesn't really matter since i NEVER write in this. anyway... i leave for PA on the 9th so give me a call if you want to hang out before i leave.
happy belated birthday eriCa | | |
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